Crazy Brittanalyst Grab-Bag: Part XXIX
Incoherent JJ is incoherent. Oops.
(Source: holdonuntilitsover)
"My brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. I’m writing a letter, I can’t write a letter, why can’t I write a letter? I’m wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaners. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue, ‘Casablanca’ is such a good movie. Casablanca, the White House, Bush. Why don’t I drive a hybrid car? I should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. Bicycle, unicycle, unitard. Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants!"
Frankly, if I don’t love me I’ll never know what love feels like
(Source: veganlove, via glimpse-ofeternity)
- Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
- Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
(via take-me-to-wonderlandd)
